Guess what everybody! The presidential race between Bush and Kerry has heated up! Again!
It does this every day according to those silly news people. I agree with them though, it has heated up so much it’s dead to me. I like my presidential races medium-rare. If the news media wouldn’t have “heated” this race up so much, I might eat it.
Oh well, I’m sure the prez race is going to heat up again tomorrow. So, I guess those of you that like your meat well done will have fun this fall in your lil booths.
Tune in in a couple weeks to hear the fate of the kitty…
This is the first, in what will probably be many, gripes about how kitty can go to hell. I refer to him simply as “Kitty”, instead of the gay ass name given to him by his owners wifey.
Brad’s new fucking kitty cat will die soon. It’s shit on the couch twice in the last 3 days. I took the covers off the couch and I could tell he had been pissin on one of them for a few days cuz it was stained already n shit.
I always leave slghtly empty pop cans on my desk. And remove them once too many gather. I woke up this morning to find Mt. Dew all over my keyboard, desk, mouse, and somehow monitor. I know it was that fucking cat walkin around up on my desk.
I dun even know why Brad got the damn thing. He didn’t even know it was out of food the other day. Completely out. I feed the fucker all the time, give him water and all that shit. Brad changes his litter box though. He’s only changed it twice since we’ve had the cat though. It prolly needs changed again, I’d imagine that’s why he’s shittin on the couch.
Now that the covers are off all pieces of the couch, the kitty will for sure die if he shits on it. I dun give a fuck. The life of one little kitty cat isn’t worth the time I have to spend dealing with him.
I been “killing kittens” for years now anyway (only farkers will know what I talkin bout)!
I got 6 gmail invites now. Been givin them away on various forums. It’s come to my attention that many people (crackers) are willing to pay actual money for an invite.
Instead of selling these 6 invites on ebay, I’ll offer here first. So, if anyone wants one, post a comment or get a hold of me via the Contact page.
A buddy of mine has 5 left he’d like to get rid of. So, that brings the total Gmail invite offers up to 11. Contact me if you’re interested. Money is not necessary. I’m interested in all types of shit. ;)
Who’s gonna win the online music wars, who will win the digital music player market, who will win the desktop. Who gives a fuck!
C|net needs to stop publishing shit like this. Why can’t companies share a market? Obviously they share, but C|net and other similar sites lead their readers to want a “winner”. There’s no winner, nobody will ever “win”. C|net always has linux articles, yet here they seem to be promoting monopolies on invidual markets.
There’s been shit loads of articles similar to the one mentioned above lately. Like there’s gonna be a winner. These journalists today need to re-think their career choices.
